October142011

It’s not about me, AT ALL. But I’d appreciate any advice to help any way I can.

2AM

Thanks guys. Just send prayers to them. I’ve known that kid for 28 years. I know he’s hurting deeply. :(

October62011

Perspective is weird. Today I felt like the fattest person in class. Then I went to work and was told I was disappearing (by a thin person).

September242011

Him: We should take a cruise to the Carribbean. Then I can say, “Ja-maican me horny!”

September212011

Pro-tip: When working out at the gym before class, don’t forget to pack another bra. Esp. when your sports bra sat on the shower floor.

September142011

Photo: Sorry I told everyone you have an eating disorder because you’re thinner than me Via someecards http://t.co/i2n6sDk

September122011
Sorry I told everyone you have an eating disorder because you’re thinner than meVia someecards

Sorry I told everyone you have an eating disorder because you’re thinner than me

Via someecards
September92011

Photo: September 8th: Today I am grateful for this machine at the Johnson Center. Because after my ipod… http://t.co/uiyrQAA

September82011
September 8th: Today I am grateful for this machine at the Johnson Center. Because after my ipod battery died on me, there was this machine with a headphone jack to tv’s to entertain me while I burned some fat. Related: Sometimes I miss cable. Especially the “True Crime” tv shows. Also related: I MAY have seen “Keeping up with the Kardashians” for the first time today. Also also related: I may have watched for a whole 10 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Also also also related: I may not do as well on the PAS 654 test on Monday because I lost a brain cell per minute I watched “Keeping up with the Kardashians.”

September 8th:

Today I am grateful for this machine at the Johnson Center. Because after my ipod battery died on me, there was this machine with a headphone jack to tv’s to entertain me while I burned some fat.

Related: Sometimes I miss cable. Especially the “True Crime” tv shows.

Also related: I MAY have seen “Keeping up with the Kardashians” for the first time today.

Also also related: I may have watched for a whole 10 minutes instead of 30 seconds.

Also also also related: I may not do as well on the PAS 654 test on Monday because I lost a brain cell per minute I watched “Keeping up with the Kardashians.”
September42011

Me: So do I have any food in my teeth or lipstick on them?
Him: ???
Me: Well these girls are so hot.
Him: You’re the one I’m taking home.

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